Okay, so I sang SO many words wrong in this one. This song was on a mixed tape of my Mum’s that I memorised as an 8-year-old. Firstly, I didn’t even know what a Centrefold was – I thought it was some sort of centipede.
Does she walk? Does she talk?
Does she call the police? (Does she come complete?)
Slipped me notes under the desk
Flowers flicking about her dress (While I was thinkin’ about her dress)
I was shakin’ in my shoes
Bless those blasted betty-boos (Whenever she flashed those baby-blues)
Consealed in that negligee (Too see her in that negligee)
Still it’s just too much (Is really just too much)
So yeah. Only found out the real lyrics when I looked them up just now. Hubs finds it rather amusing.