10 things I say to Darby every faaaaarrrrrking day
1. Where did you get that?
2. Don’t touch people with your feet (i.e. stop kicking me!)
3. What’s in your mouth?
4. Don’t put things in your mouth that aren’t food
6. Put that down
7. You sit down for two minutes
8. Get down from there
9. That’s not yours
10. How many times do I have to tell you!?…..
Looking after him can be an absolute roller coaster of emotions. But jeez I just love him to bits.
With his “telescoach”